[灌水]下辈子别当会计

lihongfeng

等到50岁了我就不干会计，去找个看大门的活我看就挺好的，不用烦神。

rommal

看来还是去正规的企业好一些

baixianming

神龟!!

504lwj

<p>有同感啊</p>

xq1234

<p>大家的见解都很独到：</p><p>深有同感,深表同情,深恶痛绝<br/>不會做假帳的會計不是好會計<br/>会计行业就是月黑风高<br/>此生不当审计，来生不做会计！<br/>（一）世道变了。1+1都不等于2了，领导说几就是几。<br/>（二）任何事情只有2种结果，一种是：“你把环境改变了”；另一种：“你被环境改变了”<br/>（三）当你改变不了或是没有能力改变环境的时候，那么只能是去适应。。。。。<br/>我早就没有良心了，所以我也做主管了。<br/>民营把利润做成亏损，为了少交税<br/>看样子随时有可能滑向深渊<br/>“夹心饼”行业，下面顶上面压</p><p>我归纳为下面的话：</p><p><br/></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">表面风光，内心彷徨；</span><span lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">容颜未老，心已沧桑；</span><span lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">成就难有，郁闷经常；</span><span lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">比骡子累，比蚂蚁忙；</span><span lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">偶尔糊涂，被人当枪；</span><span lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">扪心自问，比民工强；</span><span lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">会计行业，逼良为娼。</span><span lang="EN-US"><br/><font face="Times New Roman"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp; </span><br/></font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">亏做盈利，为了当官；</span><span lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">盈做亏损，为了省钱；</span><span lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">也许某年，滑向深渊；</span><span lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">家有妻儿，又能何干；</span><span lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">一年会计，拾年诲气；</span><span lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">我有良心，不做主管；</span><span lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">上面压着，下面顶着；</span><span lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">会计行业，夹心饼干；</span><span lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">深表同情，深有同感；</span><span lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">深受其害，深感不安。</span><span lang="EN-US"><br style="mso-special-character: line-break;"/><br style="mso-special-character: line-break;"/></span></p>

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zh8224

现在学习不努力，长大了就让你干会计

南桥

楼上这句话厉害。

玉米飘香

<p>就75楼的会计行业《打油诗》，来加一句</p><p>指鹿为马，良心逃亡</p>

caimaorong

<p>虽然我现在都不想干会计（高风险，低收入），但也不像1楼的朋友说得那么严重，如果你的账务处理方式是合法且合理的，多半领导还是会认同的，如果出现上面的情况，你想过还有其他的处理方法吗</p>

lyht427

haha，支持一下！